“Package is currently in transit”.
Damn it. It’s been “in transit” now for almost a week. I just want my glasses already.
::Grabs the mic::
MOFUCKIN’ JOKES!
- What does Zelda say to Link when he can’t open a door?
Triforce.
-How does Mario look into the future?
He uses a Luigi board.
-What do you get when you cross Epona with the Delorian?
A Link to the past.
-Why are Hylians so afraid of Teletubies?
Because they heard one of them was a poe!
-Why did Ash get arrested?
Because while you were in the bathroom he Pikachu.
::bows::
::curtains::
